This time on Who Error Is It:
Jeff speaks again with 1and1.com. Sweat falling from the brow, he tips his hat to the pretty lady sitting at the desk across from him, the loud, and totally outdated music once again fills his ear drums to the tapping beat of Michael Jackson, slowly his lips start to move with the music, was he just singing along with MICHAEL JACKSON. Quickly I shot my head around a full 180 degrees to see if any one was watching. Safe from tearney, and humiliation, no one was watching. Before I could gather my thoughts together the 25 minute hold was silenced by the horror attack of the middle eastern voice one again. This time, his name was... (Give me a minute...) Steve, yeah Steve sounds good... So... Steve... my account number is *%&$*%%%@*, (Censors did it again) and I am still having problems with the FileIOPermissions, I have reason to believe that you are the cause of it, ya dig? With that, he shoots out a quick response, the type of response you would see Dirty Harry pulling his fist, or a 454 Raging Bull 6 shooter to the man who just made his day, "Can I place you on hold". AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! The dreded HOLD, this can be the determination of why most men are grey, why 1 out of every 4 has prostate cancer. This is why people play out doors and have puppies. Something has just got to give. Another 5 minutes of 80's blast into my ear, like a Aboriginal drum from Australia during a rain dance festival. Billy Idol, The Cure, will it ever end... Finally he comes back on and states that everything is setup correctly, it must be in your programming.
Next time on Who's Error Is It I will let you know what I find out with different web hosts around the nation. Who will provail, who will crumble, the decisions are far overwhelming and the price is all but lost.
--- Hey, maybe I should write a book. (Maybe I should read a book)